{"product_id":"preorder-floralinda-by-tamsyn-muir","title":"PREORDER Floralinda by Tamsyn Muir","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebestselling author Tamsyn Muir returns to blend a subversive fairy tale adventure with a desperate dungeon crawl.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE TOWER BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER. TRUE LOVE MADE THEM WORSE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe princess in the tower is a classic for a reason. Witch kidnaps princess. Witch puts princess in tower guarded by monsters. Prince kills monsters, rescues princess: happily ever after, roll credits. Princess Floralinda's story goes a little differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHer witch was an artiste, and she got carried away. After a dozen or so princes died on the very first floor, the rest decided there were easier paths to wedded bliss. So Floralinda sets out to rescue herself, armed only with a breadknife, a good upbringing, and a captive fairy named Cobweb.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE ONLY WAY OUT IS DOWN\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately for Floralinda, the trouble with the tower is only beginning. On the outside, succession looms. The Fairy Courts call. A princess would have no hope of surviving all that is to come... but maybe a monster could.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHardcover; 464 pages\u003cbr\u003ePublish Date: July 27, 2027\u003cbr\u003eFantasy; Fairy Tale; Adventure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"@honeyedwordspdx","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48865858846974,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0654\/3654\/9374\/files\/Screenshot2026-09-0410.13.54AM.png?v=1788542074","url":"https:\/\/sonnyshouse.com\/products\/preorder-floralinda-by-tamsyn-muir","provider":"Sonny's House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}