La Quesa Celestia

When the cow jumped over the moon, they decided to stay there. No longer would the cow be forced to endure the little dogs barking laughter; the sparkling solitary glow of the moon promised peace and reflection. The cow discovered the moon was made of a celestial cheese that granted the cow magical powers when consumed, transforming our ordinary bovine into La Quesa Celestia, the Gouda Goddess! Bask in the warm gooey glow of their cheesy glory and know that wherever you adventure, the stars are shining their light on your crown.